Stay Jokes

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

What’s the deference between a child and a suicider

One stays quiet forever...

Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees

One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks 😂