Stage jokes
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
the shaggy card
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
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Drums at Performance
what is with his neck
Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮
Community talk
⚠ Announcement ⚠ Verbal shutdowns Verbal shutdowns can look different for different people, and mine can range a lot depending on how overwhelmed I am. I have 5 ranges. 1- I can talk a little bit, but not much; I just go very quiet. 2-I can't talk, but I can type, or use emojis, or nod/shake my head. 3-I can't talk, but I can use emojis, a few typed words, or typed song lyrics. 4-I can't talk, but I can only use e… Read more
GUESS WHO GRADUATES IN 2 WEEKS BUT HAS TO WAIT TILL MAY TO ACTUALLY WALK ACROSS THE STAGE 🥰
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more