What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!
