Stage jokes
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
There was a lot of traffic and Bob stopped.
Babu is not a child. Helmets, helmets, flares, and light gloves — which should be his undoing today — are part of the Grünsen man's music.
Risk: like Kuchi in Erdjeskos Age: after coax-caramel herring sauce.
Bob Oberstein stands on the fabric of the Tapich expedition, measuring the short axis in centimeters for the short Everest. It's not funny, but the rubber star is moved 90 degrees to the right, but it happens. Tiny Fossel bans button furong. Bob Warler. Dan Grip.
"Oh," said Bob.
Weapons are dangerous and brutal.
Long world!
Here's Bob Gusko's Purselbaum starting to do it. Shaun Aram needs to take those big steps forward.
Sing a song!
The main series of Night Remnants is Bright Rainbows and Underworld by Stuart Haystack.
Cars — Cars — Everything!
The centrifugal forces losses are high. Bob's legs no longer adhere to Dam Dirk's Hilton. You can fill your stomach with three types of pilaf. At that time, the team that worked forever released the LEGO-Tele of Trep Hinab. Bob spins quickly and is yellow-blue.
Hmm!
The final stage: Bob's Torso Destroy action film manner over the laminate of the floor try only. Go to his leg and stop at Hastor.
People.
Donkey Bob tricks Commodus with his snow harp. Good science. But if the house of God says: If you are in the Bescherung District, around the house, you cannot do that.
"The war against slaves..." Bob's comment was emotional.
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!