What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
