Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
what does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? a stand up comedian
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
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John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
RIL POKEM Amxiety evolved into depression.Depression was the finally stage evelution
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
