Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
