Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Stage Jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭