Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
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What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
SOUND CHECKS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the MIC DROP was too high
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
I can't help myself I put it down on paper All the different stages, memories of us That's the only way I know that I can shake it Writing all our pages, every single thought I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic No, you've never tried to understand Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to I can't wait for you to recognize the stories Like when you said i was beautiful Will you act as if you haven't even heard it Nothing of it really matters 'Cause I know you don't like when I'm nostalgic Go back to the start to get an end Say you're doing fine, don't think about it Like I do Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Just to get over what we lost, what we lost I put it in words to clear my thoughts And just to get over, over us I had to, I had to Sorry for writing all the songs about you I know that you hate that I got more to say Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to Swear no one will know that every moment was true All the mistakes and why I ran away Sorry for writing all the songs about you But I had to, oh, I had to
sorry kenny?!
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