Stage jokes
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
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Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!