Tucker Carlson jokes
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!




