Tucker Carlson jokes

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.

Trevor Bauer for President.