Chuck Norris's Lemonade Feat

This is a joke about Chuck Norris's superhuman abilities. It plays on the idea that he's so fast and powerful, he can accomplish impossible tasks in a very short amount of time. Minute Maid is a brand of lemonade, so it's a play on words and his supposed ability.

• Chuck Norris
• Lemonade
• Minutes
• Speed
• Actor
• Power

• Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
• Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
• Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
• Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.