Fastest Reader

Listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You made a joke about 9/11. You are a horrible person who has no respect for the lives that were lost on that day. I'm a bear, and even I find you disgusting. The joke is using 'stories' in two different ways, as in the number of levels in a building and as in reading material. The planes went through so many 'stories' in buildings in a short time; therefore, it read very fast.