Fast Reader

This is a simple one-liner, the humor comes from the literal interpretation of 'going through' stories, which is a quick act when someone is suicidal.

• Reader
• Story
• Suicide
• Time
• Death
• Fast

• Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
• Did you know I'm a really fast reader? I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!
• Why is America the fastest readers? They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
• What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time? Emos, some of them are still in the air.