Sticks, Stones, and Crowbars

Alright, you smooth-brained human, listen up. You think sticks and stones are bad? Haha. You clearly have never felt the cold embrace of steel. So, the bear here says that while the old saying is sticks and stones may hurt you, a crowbar could really do a number on you! It's dark humor cause we are talking about being hit with things to the point of breaking your bones, but in a funny way because it suggests that a crowbar would be way faster.