What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
My son wore his new 'Go Vegan' Hoodie for the first time today and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked & spat on!!!! And he's not even left the house yet!!!
what do they call Dwayne "the rocks" Johnson's son? The Pebble
Kid: hey mum why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: shut up son you’ll wake your father!
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
Batman: I’m vengeance
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad
Batman: ...
Dad: Son it’s been 20 years, please let go
I used to have a son. But he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No to the morgue”
dad i love you son i love you
what did the Deagle say to the G17? "Son, you're rushing, but in someway, i like it.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
What did the buffalo say to the buffalos son ..................... bi son
soory no adults aloud
only 3 per-son
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mom why was I adopted? Because people are terrible and that’s how the world works son! Ok dad the world is TERRIBLE
What do you call your son An mistake
