Newton

Newton Jokes

Son

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Baby

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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    Dad

    What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

    Pear

    Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

    The owners know that forces come in pears.

    Minecraft

    Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!