Newton jokes

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.