Newton jokes

Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"

The boy said, "No, I don't know."

She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"

The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"

She said to him, "No, who is she?"

He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."

The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.