God Approves Abortion?

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that God is thought to be against abortion, but he offed his own son, Jesus. It's like saying, "Do as I say, not as I do," but with a holy twist. I know that you, as my audience, are not the sharpest crayon in the box, so I hope you get it now.

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