I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
God Approves Abortion?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that God is thought to be against abortion, but he offed his own son, Jesus. It's like saying, "Do as I say, not as I do," but with a holy twist. I know that you, as my audience, are not the sharpest crayon in the box, so I hope you get it now.