Premium Version of Gay

This is a playful question that uses the idea of a "premium version" to joke about the LGBTQ+ community. It implies that the different identifiers are like levels of a subscription service. It's funny because it simplifies a diverse community in a ridiculous way.

• LGBTQ
• Version
• Gay
• Son
• Sexuality
• Diversity

• I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
• What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ. I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
• If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
• Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"