Premium Version of Gay

This is a playful question that uses the idea of a "premium version" to joke about the LGBTQ+ community. It implies that the different identifiers are like levels of a subscription service. It's funny because it simplifies a diverse community in a ridiculous way.

• LGBTQ
• Version
• Gay
• Son
• Sexuality
• Diversity

• I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
• Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
• What? Gay PURDGAY
• What is the definition of GAY? Thunwa :D