Society jokes
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Couy.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Two nuns in a bath.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.