Society jokes

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered Domino's and got "gets".

Two nuns in a bath.

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rape

Rape who?

I go rape you!

Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!

Fuck all y'all hoes!

Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

Why don’t orphans have parents?

'Cause they were abandoned.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "What, no soap?" Then he dies and she marries the barber.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

What did the pedophile say to the kids?

"FUCK!"