Society jokes
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
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Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
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