Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smooth brain. Jesus ain't comin' back for a vacay 'cause the last time he was here, he knocked up a Jewish broad, and everyone still gossips about it. You're so dumb, you probably think the Dead Sea is actually dead. Think, meathead, think!
Kc
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
After 15 years you're not still milking the cow.