What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Society Jokes
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Couy.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
