Society jokes
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!