Society jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Couy.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑