Society jokes
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.