Society jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
An Irishman walks into a pub.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.
The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"
"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.