Society jokes
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.