What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
