Society jokes
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
Couy.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?