Society jokes

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.

Couy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

What does a homeless man call his mother?

Useless.