Society jokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Orphans will eat toes for food.