Society jokes
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: πππ... sexy ass!
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Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didnβt have parents to pay for it.
American: I've never shot a gun.
African: That's the first coming from an American!
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
Thank you for listening to joke, sincerely - Jokeman87848584
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didnβt work.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.