Society jokes
Asshole.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Bill, that's racist!
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.