Society jokes
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.