Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
