Society jokes
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Stop the orphan jokes!