Society jokes
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.