Society jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
A Black man walked into a bar.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Small People.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
I ate a man because he was dead!
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!