Society jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Being pro-life.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi