Society jokes
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn