Society jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Being pro-life.