Society jokes
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭