What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Arseholes and Tories
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that both "arseholes" (aka jerks) and Tories (a political group in the UK) are similar because they both create "horrible shit." The joke uses "shit" in a literal and figurative way. You feel me?