Yo Mama Is So Ugly

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your momma being ugly. Like, so ugly, even the Socs—you know, those greaser rivals from "The Outsiders" who jump people—wouldn't wanna jump her. And trust me, the Socs will jump anyone just to get their rocks off. Basically, your momma is repulsive. You probably look like her.