Society jokes
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
People generalize others too much.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?