Society jokes
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.