Society jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.