Society jokes
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.