Society jokes
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?