Society jokes
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The West is dying.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol