Society jokes
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why does America have more guns than people?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.