In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Society Jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The West is dying.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
