Society jokes
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Your mom.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
My social life.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
People generalize others too much.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.