Society jokes
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.
One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
BLM.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.