Society jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.