Society jokes
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!