What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Society Jokes
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Helen Keller def faked it.
I ate a man because he was dead!
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
