Society jokes
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
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For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Helen Keller def faked it.
I ate a man because he was dead!
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.