Society jokes
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Jared from Subway touches the youth.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.