Society jokes
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.