Society jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!