Society jokes
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Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?
The Furred Reich.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.