Society jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm?
Optimistic.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.