What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Orphans are cool.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Stop the orphan jokes!
