Society jokes

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

My social life.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans have phones?

Because they don't know how to call home.

Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?

They don’t know what home is.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?

When he is dead.

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Why can't orphans be home schooled?

Because they have no parent to home school them.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10