Society jokes
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
My social life.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Your mom.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.