Society jokes
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Your mom.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
My social life.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
People generalize others too much.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"