Society jokes
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.