Society jokes
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Your mom.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?