Society jokes
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.