Society jokes
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.