Arsehole jokes
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Butthole.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.