Arsehole jokes

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."

The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?