Arsehole jokes
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.