Society

Society jokes

Tombstone

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

People

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

Stereotype

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Canadian

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

Orphan

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Pig

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Orphan

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

America

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

Right

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

Orphan

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Double Standard

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

Kid

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

Kid

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.