All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Society Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
