Society jokes
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?