Society jokes
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"