What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Listen here, dummy. The joke sets you up to think about some wacky animal hybrid, but the punchline throws a curveball. It's not about making a new animal; it's about the messed-up image of trying to cross a chicken and a horse which sounds like animal abuse, you dumbass. I bet you think the Earth is flat.
I'm not funny
Very anti jokelike...