Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
Why is an boomerang a orphanes favourite toy because it actually comes back
Why does chicken cross the road because he wants to get to the other side
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know," the German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia," the others ask "How do you know," he replies "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico," the others ask "How do you know," he says " Because my watch is gone"
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Two Australians walk into a bar, they run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
what does Ethiopian people have better than Australians? internet.
