Society jokes

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Women’s rights *bazinga!*

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

I hate double standards.

Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

Because he doesn’t know where home is.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.