Society jokes
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."