Society jokes
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What screams I’m insecure?
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Eshay.
Why did the orphan have an iPhone X? Because it didn't have the home button.