
Society jokes
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
You are all fucking disgusting!