Society jokes
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”