Society jokes

There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

I don't have any friends.

If you like this, I can be your friend :)

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.

The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.