Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have a "home" because their parents are dead, see? And in baseball, you gotta get to "home" to score. It's a double meaning. Wow, you really needed help with that one, huh? Maybe stick to watching paint dry, it's more your speed.