Society jokes
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I want to be loved.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.