Society jokes
Mosely in a white van.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.