Society jokes
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
I blend children to make a good living.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
This is American politics that is not true.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.