Society

Society jokes

Christmas

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Man

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.

Orphan

What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.

Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.

Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Man

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

Indian

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂

Orphan

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Orphanage

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Website

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Uncle Joe

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Life

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Orphan

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.