Society jokes

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

What are the similarities between apples and emos?

They both hang from trees.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.

Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.