Society jokes
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.