Society jokes
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I want to be loved.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼