An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
Land Dispute
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you mouth breather. The joke is that the dude is being a real jerk. The Aboriginal Australian says he's on his land, and the dude basically says, "no u." It's a power move using something crude. I bet you wear Crocs.
Joe King
Do ALL Australians tell "Bad Jokes", or JUST YOU?