Society jokes
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.