Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Society Jokes
Manchester City is gay.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
