Society jokes
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.