Society jokes
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
I blend children to make a good living.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
One day it was me and my sister in the house. My sister said to me, "Let's order food." I said, "We have no money." My sister said, "It's cool; we're just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store. I know the delivery boy, and he won't charge us." I said, "Cool."
The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some and ate mine in my room. I went back in the kitchen. I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job. I ask, "What are you doing?" My sister replied back to me, "You had your egg rolls; let me enjoy mine." Then the delivery boy said, "Don't no charge."