Society jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
Electricity.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.