Society

Society jokes

Baby

What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?

One baby in five dumpsters.

Priest

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

Baby

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

Family

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

Pedophile

What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.

Baby

What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?

A baby in the microwave.

Orphan

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

Drug

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.

Roman

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

Water

How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Orphan

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳

Name

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

Religion

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.