Society jokes
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."π³
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Manchester City is gay.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.