Society jokes
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!