Society jokes
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.