Society

Society jokes

Right

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Body

How do you make a body disappear?

You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!

P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.

Wheelchair

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

Package

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

Robber

I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,

they bring me things. <_>

Chivalry

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Rolex

You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!

Center

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Crime

When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...

Orphan

Why can't the orphan run past third base?

'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.

Orphan

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Orphanage

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.