Society jokes
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
"Death to the west!"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Are there support groups for men?
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."