Society jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
Racism.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Memes
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Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.