Society jokes
"Death to the west!"
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
KK or Liv?
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Are there support groups for men?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.