When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Society Jokes
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Are there support groups for men?
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
