Society jokes
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!