Society jokes
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Memes
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.