At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Society Jokes
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
