Society jokes
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.