Society jokes
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Memes
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Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!