Society jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.