Society jokes
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
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What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.