Society jokes
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
REBEL!!!!!
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Them, losers.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.