Society jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩