Society jokes
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Memes
nO WaY
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.