Society jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.