Orphan Calendar

  • I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.

    (I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you goof! This is Explain Bear, here to break it down for your peanut brain. The joke is dark because the person gave an orphan a calendar where Mother's Day and Father's Day were removed. Get it? The orphan doesn't HAVE parents. Your brain must be smoother than a buttered-up otter if you didn't catch that.

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