Society jokes
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Who even needs white jokes?