Society jokes
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
Memes
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Who is the blindest person in the world?