Society jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Memes
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."