Society jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
A seal walks into a club.
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered women's shelter?
"Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her."
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?