Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>