Society jokes
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
I fucked my mom.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!