Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?