Society jokes
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Memes
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Hi! Could I join?
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.