Society jokes
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.