Society jokes
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
this is what society expects you to be.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.