What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Society Jokes
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
