Society jokes
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Imagine everyone being hoes.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.