Society jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
The West is dying.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?