Society jokes
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.