Society jokes
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Kobe got irl canceled.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."