Society jokes

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Did you hear about that Muslim party?

It was a blast!

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.