Society jokes
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Like this if you're an American.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Little Timmy walked in on his parents having sex. His parents look at him in fear. Little Timmy asks, "Mom, Dad, what are you doing?"
The mom replies with, "We are playing house. We'll let you play when you're older," the dad says. So the next day Timmy goes over to play with his friend Johnny, who was, ironically, Timmy's neighbor. Johnny asks, "How was your sleep last night?" "I saw my mom and dad playing house last night," Timmy says. "But they told me I could play with them when I'm older."
After a little bit of playing with Johnny, Timmy went home and saw his Dad playing house with his babysitter. "Dad, what are you doing?" Timmy asks. "I'm playing house with your babysitter," Timmy's Dad said. "But I saw you play house with Mom last night," Timmy told his father. "Well, don't tell your mother," his dad said.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.