Society jokes
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!