Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Society Jokes
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
