Society jokes
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."