Society jokes

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Parents are like food—not all kids get them.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.