Society jokes
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.