Society jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Kobe got irl canceled.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Memes
Obama's pronouns...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Midget
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.