Society jokes
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.