Society jokes
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Memes
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Midget
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.