What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Society Jokes
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Midget
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
