Society jokes
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.