Society jokes
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"