Society jokes
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.