Society jokes
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.