Society jokes
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Bill, that's racist!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.