Society jokes
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!