Society jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.