Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Society Jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
