Society jokes

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?

The nun gets pregNUNt.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

What's long and black? Centrelink line.

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!