Society jokes

How many genders are there?

One, women are property.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!

Why is the USA so bad at chess? It already lost 2 towers.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Vegans: Save the Earth.

Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.

What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?

The nun gets pregNUNt.

Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.

You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

I like orphan boys, no homo.

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

They both have a history of separating colors.