Society jokes
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.