Society jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.