Society jokes
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.