Society jokes

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"

"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.

What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a home page!

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?