Society jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"