Society jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Memes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."