Society jokes
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.