Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."