Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Telephone Pole Tampon
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke says "yo mama" is so obese she gotta use a telephone pole for her womanly business, instead of a normal tampon. It's funny 'cause it's a big exaggeration of her weight, see?
Gav
What a fucking dreadful joke. Even for a 'worst joke ever', it's not funny