I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Tight Pussy Trouble
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This "joke" is playing on two meanings of the word "pussy." Usually, "pussy" refers to a cat, but it's also a slang term for a woman's private parts. Our genius here is in trouble with the RSPCA (that's the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, since I know you didn't know that, you dullard) 'cause they *said* they like "tight pussy," implying they're mistreating cats! Bet you feel dumb now, huh?