What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
hubble just spotted something huge coming out of uranus
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
How do you find out if your kid is gay? Lock him in a closet and if he comes out his gay if not his dead straight.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
