Coming out jokes
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"