Social Interaction jokes
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Omg, shut up guys!
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
19 comments from. Ok-Community-6032 Cute. ❤️
Clamgodamron: Are you a kid?
Big-Reflection-104. Beautiful 😊
Rich-impact-5709. Your a doll.😈
Cutie-pie-9020 Hot!!! :P
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.
"New around here?" said the bartender.
"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.
Bartender "You can talk?"
Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."
Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"
Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"
The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.
The robot seems to be just like a normal human.
"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.
"The top minds in the world," said the robot.
The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."
Bartender, "What?"
"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"