What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Social Interaction Jokes
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Hi, how are you doing today?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Be nice.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
