Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Hi, how are you doing today?
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
