Social Interaction jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
"Princess, you there? :("
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.