Social Interaction jokes
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Everyone put your age here.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
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If you read this, you lost your v card.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.