Social Interaction jokes

14 girls asked me to go out today!

I was in the ladies' toilets...

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?

Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Let's chat here, Prince.

Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!