I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Ligma Game
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! This joke is all about tricking you. "Ligma" sounds like "lick my," and the punchline is "lick my balls." You probably have never heard of "Ligma" because you are too busy picking your nose and eating it. Boom, roasted!
Lovely perv
What about fugma?