Social Interaction jokes
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
So I saw the police. I yelled, "Dumper, get into the fucking yumper!"
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Give a like if I have no friends.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!