Social Interaction jokes
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Everyone put your age here.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
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