Social Interaction jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!