Social Interaction jokes

Threat

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Threesome

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...

Student

Addy · 6 years ago

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Disneyland

hewo · 5 years ago

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Friend

Ruv_Fnf_Simp7256 · 3 years ago

Me tryin to get away from a conversation with my best friend

A cartoonish, pink-toned character with large eyes displaying hearts in them. The text "Adios" is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image.

Social Interaction memes

Duck

Cool · 2 years ago

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

Orphan

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Orphans are really out here taking selfies.

Nah bro, that's a family photo.

Mom

Anonymous Cat · 5 years ago

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...

Emo girl

DTHOMAS · 5 years ago

An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.

Would You Rather

Mooky · 6 years ago

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

self-deprecation

Sad and lonely · 8 years ago

If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.

Help me....