Social Interaction jokes
When red do be sus, though.
Give a like if I have no friends.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes, I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it, "I'll get you some food once we get off."
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.