Social Interaction jokes

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."

Hi, how are you doing?

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.

Midget: Hey! What’s up?

Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.