Social Interaction jokes
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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