Social Interaction jokes
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."