Social Interaction jokes
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Sorry but, no one asked.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Hi, how are you doing?
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
My handicapped friend was getting bullied. I said, "Just stand up for yourself!"
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Be nice.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.