Social Interaction jokes

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?

When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

I hate it when I don’t understand someone.

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"

What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.

I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."