Social Interaction jokes
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.