Social Interaction jokes
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
Be nice.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
I'm bored. Anybody wanna chat?
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
"Princess, you there? :("