Social Interaction jokes
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.