Social Interaction jokes
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."